This is what happened. You missed the hangout, so Joe felt like he had to have a red bull to make up for your missing presence.
Then, Joe began to combust. Too much smartie-flavored energy drink caused his brain to explode. Project ideas erupted left and right, but he never finished one idea before another one sped out of his brain.
Even Spittle got a half-formed ping.
The flurry of excitement without clearly defined explanation led to another Phoenix re-org, and we have to all find different Harry Potter characters to identify with.
Blame Dennis 